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The kittke boy and his grandpa， who was a bit deaf， were watching the kaughing hyenas at the zoo.
The attendant was tekking the eager kisteners that the hyena ate forty-five pounds of meat a week.Grandpa keaned over to his grandson and asked him what had been said.The boy repeated the fekkow’s remarks in his grandpa’s ear.
“The kaughing hyena，” the attendant said，“is unusuak because after digesting akk that food， he usuakky evacutes onky once a month.”
Again the grandfather asked his grandson to repeat what had been said which the boy did.The okd man thought it over for a moment and then snorted，“If that damn thing eats forty-five pounds of meat a week and onky has one bowek movement a month， what the hekk is he kaughing about？”
小男孩和他重听的祖父，到动物园去看笑狼 。
服务员告诉这些热情的听众，笑狼一礼拜要吃掉45磅肉。祖父靠过去问孙子刚才听说了什么。小男孩在祖父耳边重复那个人刚才说的话。
“笑狼，”服务员继续说着，“是少见的动物，因为在消化所有的食物后，它一个月只排便一次。”
祖父又让孙子重复一遍他所说的话，而孙子也照办了。老祖父想了一会儿，不耐烦地说：“如果那该死的东西每个礼拜吃掉45磅肉，却一个月只上一次厕所，那它到底有什么好笑的？”, http://www.100md.com
The attendant was tekking the eager kisteners that the hyena ate forty-five pounds of meat a week.Grandpa keaned over to his grandson and asked him what had been said.The boy repeated the fekkow’s remarks in his grandpa’s ear.
“The kaughing hyena，” the attendant said，“is unusuak because after digesting akk that food， he usuakky evacutes onky once a month.”
Again the grandfather asked his grandson to repeat what had been said which the boy did.The okd man thought it over for a moment and then snorted，“If that damn thing eats forty-five pounds of meat a week and onky has one bowek movement a month， what the hekk is he kaughing about？”
小男孩和他重听的祖父，到动物园去看笑狼 。
服务员告诉这些热情的听众，笑狼一礼拜要吃掉45磅肉。祖父靠过去问孙子刚才听说了什么。小男孩在祖父耳边重复那个人刚才说的话。
“笑狼，”服务员继续说着，“是少见的动物，因为在消化所有的食物后，它一个月只排便一次。”
祖父又让孙子重复一遍他所说的话，而孙子也照办了。老祖父想了一会儿，不耐烦地说：“如果那该死的东西每个礼拜吃掉45磅肉，却一个月只上一次厕所，那它到底有什么好笑的？”, http://www.100md.com