逃课理由知多少
人生在校十几载，谁都会有偶尔不想上课的时候，这个时候你脑海里就会浮现两个字——请假!在老师们收到的不胜枚举的请假理由中。不乏一些雷人搞怪之举。一起来看看吧!
1.The most honorable reason：I look so handsome,and I can’teven shift girl students’attentionaway from me.
最体面的理由：我长得太帅，别班女生上课时总看我。
2.The most pragmatic reason：The professor
is
so
ugly
that
itaffects my vision.
最实事求是的理由：教授太难看，影响我的视力。
3.The most boring reason：Mydeskmates do not chat with me.
最无聊的理由：我同桌不陪我聊天。
4.The most helpless reason：All my Socks have been unwashedfor half a month，I can do nothingbut stay at home.
最无奈的理由：我的几双袜子已经半个月没洗了，今天没的穿，只好在家呆着。
5.The worst possible insult tothe Ministry of Education：The deskof my school is so hard that it hasserious
undermined
my
sleepquality.
最侮辱教育部的理由：学校的桌椅太硬，影响我的睡眠质量。
6.The most disgraceful reason：On my way to shool I had knockeddown a beautitul girl and myglasses got erashed，now I had toget it repaired.
最丢面子的理由：上学路上撞上了美女，摔坏了眼镜，不得不去修。
7.The most frustrated reason：I have just been jilted，so I don’tfeel like study today.
最受挫折的理由：我失恋了，罢课一天。
8.The most suffering reason：My toilet paper has been run out，Ican do nothing but stay in thetoilet and wait for my
mother’scoming back.
最遭罪的理由：我家的卫生纸用光了，我在厕所坐到我妈下班。
9.The most progressive Feason：I picked up one yuan on my wayhome，then it took me a whole dayto find an officer to give him themoney.
最进步的理由：我捡到一块钱，找了一天的警察叔叔。
10.The cheapest reason：I amgoing to help my classmate carrycabbage today.
最廉价的理由：今天帮同学家扛大白菜。
11.The most abstract reason：Abespectacled
donkey
should
drawon the street，and I looked on it foran entire day.
最抽象的理由!一头戴眼镜的驴在街上画画，我在旁边看了一天。
12.The most shameful reason：I ate too much at lunch，and I Justcan’t bear to sit down，it’s sounconfortable.
最可耻的理由：中午吃得太多，坐着难受。
13.The most innocent reason：I was counting and seeing howmany stars there are in the sky allnight.
最天真的理由：昨夜我数了一夜的星星。
14.The Most morbid reason：Ispent a whole day in brushing myteeth.
最病态的理由：我刷了一天牙。, 百拇医药(余壮)
1.The most honorable reason：I look so handsome,and I can’teven shift girl students’attentionaway from me.
最体面的理由：我长得太帅，别班女生上课时总看我。
2.The most pragmatic reason：The professor
is
so
ugly
that
itaffects my vision.
最实事求是的理由：教授太难看，影响我的视力。
3.The most boring reason：Mydeskmates do not chat with me.
最无聊的理由：我同桌不陪我聊天。
4.The most helpless reason：All my Socks have been unwashedfor half a month，I can do nothingbut stay at home.
最无奈的理由：我的几双袜子已经半个月没洗了，今天没的穿，只好在家呆着。
5.The worst possible insult tothe Ministry of Education：The deskof my school is so hard that it hasserious
undermined
my
sleepquality.
最侮辱教育部的理由：学校的桌椅太硬，影响我的睡眠质量。
6.The most disgraceful reason：On my way to shool I had knockeddown a beautitul girl and myglasses got erashed，now I had toget it repaired.
最丢面子的理由：上学路上撞上了美女，摔坏了眼镜，不得不去修。
7.The most frustrated reason：I have just been jilted，so I don’tfeel like study today.
最受挫折的理由：我失恋了，罢课一天。
8.The most suffering reason：My toilet paper has been run out，Ican do nothing but stay in thetoilet and wait for my
mother’scoming back.
最遭罪的理由：我家的卫生纸用光了，我在厕所坐到我妈下班。
9.The most progressive Feason：I picked up one yuan on my wayhome，then it took me a whole dayto find an officer to give him themoney.
最进步的理由：我捡到一块钱，找了一天的警察叔叔。
10.The cheapest reason：I amgoing to help my classmate carrycabbage today.
最廉价的理由：今天帮同学家扛大白菜。
11.The most abstract reason：Abespectacled
donkey
should
drawon the street，and I looked on it foran entire day.
最抽象的理由!一头戴眼镜的驴在街上画画，我在旁边看了一天。
12.The most shameful reason：I ate too much at lunch，and I Justcan’t bear to sit down，it’s sounconfortable.
最可耻的理由：中午吃得太多，坐着难受。
13.The most innocent reason：I was counting and seeing howmany stars there are in the sky allnight.
最天真的理由：昨夜我数了一夜的星星。
14.The Most morbid reason：Ispent a whole day in brushing myteeth.
最病态的理由：我刷了一天牙。, 百拇医药(余壮)